Teeth that bite!

A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row — and swallowed it.

Horrified Marian Milczarek, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend — apparently over borrowing a trailer.

He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony, said the 53 year old victim.

Police and medics could find no trace of Marian’s missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski — now facing 10 years in jail — may have eaten it.

If we’d had the other bit of his penis we could have sewn it back on,

said Dr Adam Domanasiewicz from the hospital in nearby Trzebnica, where Marian is recovering.

But as far as I can see, they are not gay in any way