Do not stand too close to the turkey, Mr President

Did you hear that lately President Bush not only have Mr President-Elect Barack Obama aWhite House guided tour, but also supposedly shared hundreds of security tips while being impressed by Obama’s security team? 

Well, I can imagine what these security tips are and here is a shortlist:

1. Do not stand too close to the turkey (consequences pictured)

2. Beware of the people with shoes on at any conference (Watch it live on Youtube)

3. Do not ride a bicycle (or else)

4. Do not use Segway (Guess what happened!)

5. Check if the door is locked all the time

6. Check your head while seating into the heli

All in all considered, these are very helpful security tips!
For Mr Bush probably…